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Anonymous asked: Weirdest hookup you've ever had?

Well, there was this one guy I had a little crush on all throughout college, but we were both in serious relationships freshman & sophomore year. He would text me a lot & ask me to study with him, but I thought we were just friends. Apparently, I am a moron.
About a year after being dumped (but still stupidly enduring the on-again off-again thing) I started hanging out with him more. I went over to his apartment one night & we hooked up. And he was really drunk. And he had to wake up ridiculously early the next day to finish a paper. And my car got towed.
Not to mention, my big absolutely hated the guy & ended up finding out about the whole thing. Whoops! Definitely embarrassing.

Anonymous asked: Where do you like guys to finish?

Well, there’s really no classy way to answer this one. Ya got me, anon.
Let’s just say that I usually let him finish wherever he wants to finish & nowhere is off limits.
Thanks for asking …I guess?
xoxo

Anonymous asked: If you were single who would be your tumblr crush?

Ooh, that’s a great question! I feel like there’s not many males on tumblr, so my choices are limited. Also, I haven’t talked to a lot of the guys I follow, so that would be super creepy to pick them… right?
I’m pretty sure Ariel (notyournormalgdi) & I would make a fantastic interracial power couple. And probably fraterpillar if I was a lot younger. He’s a little cutie & super charming!
Oh, and meanboy if he were actually interested in me! I could be such a great doctor’s wife, y’all!!
Thanks for the question, dear! xoxo